11.07.20

I was on the bus and there were two guys who were in a Norse Rune themed club. They were really drunk but really friendly so I sat with them on my way home. The next day me and my housemate, Dwyn, went to IKEA that was about a half hour walk away. When I was in IKEA, suddenly I was Danny Phantom (??) and there were some evil villains chasing me down and trying to kill me. I eventually found Dwyn in IKEA and I wasn’t Danny Phantom anymore. Dwyn was talking really fast non stop and I couldn’t keep up with what he was saying and it was giving me a big sensory overload and I felt like I was about to pass out. I told him it was making me uncomfortable so he stopped but then he got really worried he had “ruined my life” so ran off really dramatically.

I decided to get the bus home by myself and the same two guys from the day before were on the bus again. They weren’t drunk this time but still pretty loud. They were not very intelligent but really nice guys so we joked about on the bus and it turned out they lived three doors down from us.

At home I had to crawl through a small tunnel to get into my room and there was a weird looking yellow and black spider that was HUGE and really fat. I tried to crawl past it as fast as I could but then saw there were loads of casings that looked like cascoons. I tried to crawl back out but the big yellow spider was there so I started screaming for Dwyn and he came and put the spider thing in a jug of water so I could get out of the tunnel.

I went downstairs and my step-dad was there laying on the sofa and watching Peppa Pig. I told him to come get the spider thing and he told me that particular type of spider was so big because it was full of eggs and it was going to burst and then it would like the cascoons that were in the tunnel. He said the only way to get rid of them is to flush them down the toilet so he came upstairs and then he destroyed my toilet with a monster shit that smelled really bad. I got mad and told him to leave and he grabbed me by the throat and pinned me to the wall, choking me, and said he was going to take me back to Peterborough and make me live on the streets. Then the fire alarm went off IRL and woke me up.

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